Donate it! Maybe it could become a homeless camp named after you!
Erect a giant statue of yourself on it.
Raise Llamas.
Start a cult.
Keep it and tell people you’re a land baron.
Mine for precious metals!
Built a fort.
Sell time shares.
Create a Bigfoot wild life preserve.
Sell it and buy a Prius.
Plant a 1000 trees on it.
File papers to succeed from the state!
Incorporate.
Give it away on Twitter.
Farm it.
Put up signs that say “No Trespassing! This means you Richard Grieco!”
Hide a treasure.
Find a treasure.
Rent a portion of it to the mob.
Live on it and re-enact your favorite scenes from Red Dawn and Rambo.
Sell it and buy a Hummer. Then park your Hummer uncomfortably close to a Prius.
Write a book about the special vampire/werewolf powers it possesses.
Chase all of the skinny daunt Twighlight fans off it dressed like a wolfman.
Start a secret society and meet there.
Build a house and live happily ever after.