Yesterday while returning from an offsite meeting I got a strange craving for sour Patch Kids. It was barely 11:45 AM and in all honesty I hadn’t had breakfast and barely even had a full cup of coffee. While trying to rationalize picking up a bag of Sour Patch Kids before even having lunch I remembered that I had heard Sour Patch Kid was a flavor on Jamba Juices “Secret Menu”. Awesome, it is much easier to rationalize a smoothie than a sugary bag of little fattening candies! Shortly after arriving at Jamba Juice I sent out a quick tweet about the goodness I was picking up. I was surprised to hear that not many people knew about the secret menu and all the fun off menu items Jamba has to offer so I decided I’d write about it. Enjoy and rationalize juice responsibily! 

Just a warning, some of these sound really made up and even a little strange but I confirmed the list this morning. Unfortunately there is no link for a breakdown on each of the flavors. I searched around and found different explanations for the same flavor. When I asked why at Jamba this morning the cashier told me Jamba Juice wants to keep that secret so it keeps those who are “in the know” feeling special. Enjoy!

Here is the secret menu from Jamba Juice:
•Dirty Orgasm
•Strawberry Shortcake
•Sunny Delight
•Thank You Jesus
•Tootsie Roll
•Tropical Tango
•Melonade wave
•Now and Later
•Orange Dream Machine
•Andres’ Surprise
•Apple Pie
•Berry Depressing
•Blue-Topia
•Butterfingers
•Chocolate covered Strawberries
•Fruity Pebbles
•White Fruity Pebbles
•Pink Fruity Pebbles
•Hello Jesus
•Reese pieces
•San Diego
•Skittles
•Sourpatch Kid
•Starburst [aka Pink Star]
•Lemonade Lightnin’
•Strawberries Dreamin’
•Strawberries Lightnin’
•Pacific Passion
•Peanut Butter and Jelly
•Penis Shooter
•Pineapple Dreamin’
•Rainbow Sherbert
•Raspberry Dreamin’
•Blue Gummi Bear
•Chocolate Gummi Bear
•Green Gummi Bear
•Pink Gummi Bear
•Red Gummi Bear
•White Gummi Bear
•Screaming Orgasm